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sori klo lu udh pada pernah baca, cuma gw anggap lumayan lucu lah buat hiburan.. silahkan dibacaa..

1. Balonku ada 5… rupa-rupa

var curDiv = document.getElementById(’ln2′); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName(’a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; –i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + “…”; }

warnanya… merah, kuning, kelabu.. merah muda dan biru… meletus

var curDiv = document.getElementById(’ln3′); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName(’a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; –i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + “…”; }

balon hijau, dorrrr!!!”

var curDiv = document.getElementById(’ln4′); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName(’a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; –i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + “…”; }

Perhatikan warna-warna kelima balon tsb, kenapa tiba2 muncul warna

var curDiv = document.getElementById(’ln5′); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName(’a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; –i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + “…”; }

hijau?

var curDiv = document.getElementById(’ln6′); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName(’a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; –i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + “…”; }

Jadi jumlah balon sebenarnya ada 6, bukan 5 !

var curDiv = document.getElementById(’ln7′); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName(’a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; –i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + “…”; } var curDiv = document.getElementById(’ln8′); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName(’a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; –i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + “…”; }

2. “Aku seorang kapiten… mempunyai pedang panjang…kalo berjalan

var curDiv = document.getElementById(’ln9′); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName(’a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; –i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + “…”; }

prok..prok.. prok… aku seorang kapiten!”

var curDiv = document.getElementById(’ln10′); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName(’a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; –i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + “…”; }

Perhatikan di bait pertama dia cerita tentang pedangnya, tapi di

var curDiv = document.getElementById(’ln11′); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName(’a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; –i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + “…”; }

baitkedua dia cerita tentang sepatunya (inkonsistensi)

var curDiv = document.getElementById(’ln12′); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName(’a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; –i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + “…”; }

Harusnya dia tetap konsisten, misal jika ingin cerita tentang

var curDiv = document.getElementById(’ln13′); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName(’a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; –i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + “…”; }

sepatunya seharusnya dia bernyanyi : “mempunyai sepatu baja (bukan

var curDiv = document.getElementById(’ln14′); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName(’a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; –i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + “…”; }

pedang panjang)..

var curDiv = document.getElementById(’ln15′); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName(’a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; –i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + “…”; }

kalo berjalan prok..prok.. prok..”

var curDiv = document.getElementById(’ln16′); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName(’a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; –i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + “…”; }

nah, itu baru klop! jika ingin cerita tentang pedangnya, harusnya dia

var curDiv = document.getElementById(’ln17′); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName(’a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; –i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + “…”; }

bernyanyi : “mempunyai pedang panjang… kalo berjalan ndul..gondal.

var curDiv = document.getElementById(’ln18′); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName(’a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; –i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + “…”; }

..gandul.. atau srek.. srek.. srek..” itu baru sesuai dgn kondisi

var curDiv = document.getElementById(’ln19′); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName(’a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; –i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + “…”; }

pedang panjangnya!

var curDiv = document.getElementById(’ln20′); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName(’a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; –i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + “…”; } var curDiv = document.getElementById(’ln21′); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName(’a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; –i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + “…”; }

3. “Bangun tidur ku terus mandi.. tidak lupa menggosok gigi..

var curDiv = document.getElementById(’ln22′); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName(’a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; –i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + “…”; }

habis mandi ku tolong ibu.. membersihkan tempat tidurku..” Perhatikan

var curDiv = document.getElementById(’ln23′); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName(’a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; –i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + “…”; }

setelah habis mandi langsung membersihkan tempat tidur.

var curDiv = document.getElementById(’ln24′); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName(’a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; –i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + “…”; }

Lagu ini membuat anak-anak tidak bisa terprogram secara baik dalam

var curDiv = document.getElementById(’ln25′); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName(’a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; –i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + “…”; }

menyelesaikan tugasnya dan selalu terburu-buru.

var curDiv = document.getElementById(’ln26′); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName(’a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; –i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + “…”; }

Sehabis mandi seharusnya si anak pakai baju dulu dan tidak langsung

var curDiv = document.getElementById(’ln27′); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName(’a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; –i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + “…”; }

membersihkan tempat tidur dalam kondisi basah dan telanjang!

var curDiv = document.getElementById(’ln28′); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName(’a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; –i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + “…”; } var curDiv = document.getElementById(’ln29′); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName(’a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; –i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + “…”; }

4. “Naik-naik ke puncak gunung..

var curDiv = document.getElementById(’ln30′); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName(’a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; –i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + “…”; }

tinggi.. tinggi sekali..kiri kanan kulihat saja.. banyak pohon cemara..

var curDiv = document.getElementById(’ln31′); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName(’a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; –i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + “…”; }

2X”

var curDiv = document.getElementById(’ln32′); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName(’a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; –i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + “…”; }

Lagu ini dapat membuat anak kecil kehilangan konsentrasi, semangat

var curDiv = document.getElementById(’ln33′); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName(’a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; –i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + “…”; }

dan motivasi!

var curDiv = document.getElementById(’ln34′); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName(’a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; –i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + “…”; }

Pada awal lagu terkesan semangat akan mendaki gunung yang tinggi

var curDiv = document.getElementById(’ln35′); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName(’a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; –i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + “…”; }

tetapi kemudian ternyata setelah melihat jalanan yg tajam mendaki lalu<